Sirena: *humming softly while testing bath water and brushing hair*
Sirena: *looks around* They are all gone... I could- no. But...
Sirena: No. I am too strong-willed to do that!
Sirena: *sits down and sings softly*
Sirena: *hears footsteps quickly coming towards her* What the...?
One Of Frenchie's Minions: *walks into bathroom in trance*
Sirena: Oh no not again!!!
Frenchie's minion: *sits in front of Sirena* You have a wonderful voice. Sing!
Sirena: Uhm, ok... Deep in the meadow, under the willow-
Frenchie's minion: *walks closer in trance*
Sirena: *backs away slowly and falls into bathtub* Ahhh!!!
Sirena: Oh great!! Now I'm in my mermaid form. How great is that??
Frenchie's minion: You have stopped singing. You are of no use to me. *walks out*
Sirena: Ok, don't panic. Remember what Katie told you. When your in a bathtub, ocean, pool, etc., don't panic. Just find your way out!
Sirena: *sees phone on floor* Yes! If I can reach my phone, I can call Katie for help!!!
Sirena: *tries to get it* Urrrgh!!!
Sirena: *tries to get out of tub*
*phone starts ringing*
Phone: Call From Katie.
Sirena: Fantastic!! How am I going to get it now?!?
Sirena: Hey when did that crow-bar get there?? Oh well, it's useful.
Sirena: *pokes phone with crow-bar*
Katie: *through phone* Hey sis. Can you do me a favor and bring my wallet down to the car??
Sirena: Negative. Can you come to the bathroom?? I need your assistance.
Katie: Oh no. This is bad huh??
Sirena: Just come.
Katie: On my way.
*phone hangs up*
Katie: Ok, whats the prob- OMG YOUR IN YOUR MERMAID FORM!!!!
Sirena: Heeeey sis.
Katie: What happened??
Sirena: Well, IthoughtIwasalonesoIwassingingandaminionandfallingintotubandthenIturnedintoamermaidandhereweare.
Katie: *facepalm* Gimme you hand. *holds out hand*
Sirena: *gives hand*
Katie: *pulls out*
Sirena: *immediately dry and in new clothes* I love that.
Katie: I wish my clothes did that.
Katie: Come on, let's go.
THE END
So, that my friends is why they call her Sirena =)
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